Taking a "bite" out of crime...

Things seem to get a little out of hand on St. Patrick's Day, apparently. Merie McAskill (the fact that she's Irish makes this story even funnier) apparently started arguing with the bartender at Muddy's in Idaho Falls. When Miss McCaskill was being escorted out of the bar, she -- like a good drunk Irishwoman -- bit the bartender. There was some peripheral scratching and hair-pulling as well. As other customers came to the bartender's aid to help this woman out of the bar, she bit them too. One on the arm, and another female customer on the breast. (I'm not a woman, but OUCH! that mus hurt).

I think we found Mike Tyson's next girlfriend.

And let me add this last little tidbit. Some dude at the bar felt a great sense of compassion for the woman's who's breast had been assaulted by Miss McCaskill's gnashing teeth. He began to take pictures... and now he's facing charges as well.

We'll try and keep y'all updated on the Muddy's Bar Breast Biter case.