From the Inbox: Physicians' Outlook on the Financial Bailout Plan

The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Chiropractors thought the plan needed to be adjusted.
The Doctors of Osteopathy thought nothing of the whole idea.
The Orthopedists wanted to cast it in a different light.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve,
and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a
misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
The Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while the
Pediatricians said, 'Oh, grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the idea was madness, the
Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to
wash their hands of the plan.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and
the Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
The Podiatrists thought it was a best foot forward, but the
Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and
the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some
rear ends in Washington.