Woman in Iowa charged with stealing toilet paper... You won't believe her last name

So, check this out. This lady could spend quite a bit of time in prison for stealing three rolls of toilet paper. Now that, in and of itself, is news. But what makes this story so much more hilariously intriguing, is that her last name is "Butts".

This story cracks me up, because stealing toilet paper is pretty cheeky. But, perhaps we should get this story behind us, and hopefully it won't rear its ugly head again.