Thursday on the NLS

John Edwards
My "stack of stuff" is pretty tall today. Of course we'll talk about John Edwards' announcement that he'll continue his Presidential campaign despite his wife's recurrence of cancer. I think tomorrow he'll be holding a press conference to announce that he's suing God for giving his wife cancer and causing irreperable harm to his political aspirations.

Al Gore
Of course we'll talk about Algore appearing in Congress to peddle his Global Warming propaganda. It's the most I've seen of Algore since he ran for the Presidency in 2000. I forgot how much he made me queasy.

Ugly People
Plus we're going to talk about ugly people, and how they're discriminated against. In fact, I believe this will become a civil rights issue in the future. There's now a dating site you have to be attractive to use, and a new study showing that ugly criminals get tougher sentences.